Now Here's Something Worth Blogging About!

I want everyone to be witness to this - I, Sarah, woke up today at FIVE AM to go and WORK OUT. I never in a million years would have thought that I would be able to do this - but I did - and I think I'll even want to do it again! Only once did I feel nauseous and want to quit but the rest of the time I was a pro! This day has ROCKED too! I'm sure I'll crash soon but until then - I love it!

My how things change

Here's me senior photo to the left... funny thing is that I thought I looked REALLY GOOD in this photo... you know, I layed out everyday for a tan, grew my hair out and even weenie rolled my bangs. Then I went home and wondered WHY I didn't have a boyfriend? I laugh! To the right is where I am today... just a SLIGHT improvement... no? (and I now have a boyfriend :))

I love MySpace!

Among other things... but seriously - since I have this problem of "stalking people"... well not stalking people but you know - I like to investigate and stay up on the scoop... find out people are connected etc. MySpace rocks for this! Not only could I tell you what ex-boyfriends from the 6th grade are doing but I can tell you who dated who and when, who is married, pregnant, out of work etc... I tell ya - this thing is like a highschool reunion without even showing up!
It's also fun to see how small the world really is. If you're super bored - check out my page sometime at:

http://www.myspace.com/stupendoussarah

Think, PINK!

I love the color pink and thus have switched my blog template to this color. We'll see how long this lasts before I want to puke pepto bismol up all over. :)

I wish...

While bored at work (don't worry - I have PLENTY to do... I just don't feel like doing it at 4:05 p.m. on Friday afternoon) I was looking through my friends' blogs and all I have to say is WOW and I wish I could do the same. I wish too to be creative and witty... but alas my life has sucked this out of me.

Oh well - what's a girl to do?

Lesson Learned!

So here's a lesson I learned the hard way - I went to get my regular eye exam and got to pick out new glasses... man, was I excited! I just love new accessories!

Well, I got my eye exam and they asked if I would like the option of using their new fancy schmancy machine instead of getting my eyes dialated the old fashion way. I said "sure" until they told me it'd be an extra $60 outta my pocket... so FORGET IT! You can dialate my eyes with the drops... ya - BAD idea because the following happened:

They asked me to pick out my frames while my eyes were dialating... I picked out what I thought were some nice brown tortoise shell glasses...they also had some zebra print inside which I thought was kinda fun and sassy. Well, that was a BAD idea because when I went to pick my glasses up a week later I realized that there were also sparkled gems all over the top, bottom and sides! Oh well, now I "sparkle" wherever I go... :)

I love you friends!

Just a general shout-out and thank you to all of my friends out there. I can't tell you how warm and fuzzy you make me feel when you email, call, text, send me a christmas card, leave a message for me on myspace or just quick say "what's up?" Thanks again! I only hope I'm as good of a friend to you as you are to me!

My New Year's Revolutions

Well, it's that time again... a new year... a fresh start... a time to make promises to yourself and to others that you really think you'll keep and follow through with...but you usually don't. Anywho, I like calling them "revolutions" instead of "resolutions." Erik thought of "revolutions" but only on accident... he kept saying "new years revalations? new years resolutions? no... new years revolutions!" Which I like because in a way... it is a revolution man, hurry up and get on the band wagon... make love and not war! And while I'm on the subject of my boyfriend... I was getting my hair cut today (which might I add looks VERY similar to a mullet... not a good start to the year) my hair dresser asked "so, what's your boyfriend like? " I responded "oh you know, he's cute and he's really nice. And, he talks to everyone. That's what he's like." I thought it was cute and I think he's cute too.

Now enough with the tangents... onto my new years revolutions!

At first I thought they would be the usual:
1. exercise more
2. get in shape
3. lose weight
4. look fabulous
5. be the "it girl" at work
6. remove the clutter from my apartment
7. learn how to speak french
8. learn how to cook

Then... I started to re-think those and have since changed them to...
1. Get back to feeling like my old self (if you haven't noticed lately I've been stressed, over-emotional, EXHAUSTED and feeling and looking like Hell -- even my dad noticed and said something and he doesn't even notice if a room has been painted bright green from white... so you know it's bad) I'm going to the dr tomorrow to get things checked out. My mom thinks it's my thyroid and I'm hoping to God she's right and it's not something horrible like cancer, HIV/AIDS or some horrible liver disease

2. BLOG more! I love to write and I have some pretty funny things to write about...therefore, I will try and blog more!

3. Spend more time with friends and my family

4. Stop stressing out about the small things

5. Just be happy with who I am and where I am in my life right now... everything will fall into place someday.


Here's Cheers to 2007!

I'm Never Sleeping Again!

So I got about an hour of sleep last night... I think it was in two shifts... one was from 10:38 until about 11:04 p.m. and the other one was from 6:33 a.m. until 7:02 a.m. The rest of the time I was thinking and getting mad at myself for not falling asleep... (as if I could do something about it).

At first I thought not getting my usual 8 hours of sleep was a bad idea. I didn't have the best of nights as I managed to be extremely rude to my boyfriend for no apparent reason (sorry again, Erik! Thanks for putting up with me and my insomniac nonsense!) and then this morning when I got up from my "cat nap", I kept dropping things and running into walls (although this is acutally quite normal for me on days that I get 8 hours of sleep) oh and I also burned myself with my iron, but I should have known from prior scars that ironing your shirt while you have it ON is NOT a good idea.

So anywho - after my not so good start to the morning and barely being able to drive, walk or even function... the rest of the day has been stellar! But only because it has been funny to my co-workers. You see ... when I don't get sleep my internal filter that usually says "stop Sarah, don't say that" turns off... so as you can imagine I've been saying things that I probably shouldn't... but I don't care and my co-workers think I am more hilarious than usual!

Man - who knows - maybe alls I need to be a stand up comic is no sleep and few diet cokes!
Hurrah!

If I could name a band...

Do you ever think what you would name a band if you were in one? I think about this all the time and often switch my first choice. But today's first choice... drumroll please...

"The Contaminated Ramekins"

Sounds cool and doesn't make sense, eh? Lovin' it!

Wanted: Tips on How to Not Be So Accomodating

Does anyone know if they have one of those "Dummie" books on to be not so nice and over accomodating for everyone for everything? Something like "It's Okay to say No" or "How to be appreciated and not taken advantage of" or "Saying No for Dummies"? I'm sure there is something out there but if anyone has any tips... let me know! I've been nice all my life but it's starting to stress me out. I also need tips on how to get people to do things for you instead of you doing things for others.

Thanks for your help!

Hawaii Happenings

OH man... I just returned from my business trip in Hawaii and man do I have some stories to tell! I need to gather my thoughts to make sure I don't miss anything... so stay tuned for some funny times!

More later. Your official aloha correspondent - sarah

A Few Things...

1. Thanks to all of you who read my blog...I had no idea!

2. Megan thanks for the call - I promise I'll call you back soon!

3. I just wanted to clarify and tell the world that my boyfreind Erik freakin' ROCKS! I in no way meant that he was a bad boyfriend because I hadn't talked to him yet that day...I was just having a sad day and missed him.

Thanks,
Management

A rather "blah" - se day...

So I don't know what my deal is lately but I've just been feeling rather... well... BLAH. Just uninterested and not so much fufilled with my life. Then I start looking at other peoples blogs and myspace pages and the blahness continues. Then I get sad because my friends are having babies, traveling round the world, seeing famous people and getting posts from their boyfriends on how they love them so much. I haven't received a call from my boyfriend today which then adds to my saddness and wonton for life. It's a cold, rainy day here in Nebraska and this could perhaps add to my mood.

Maybe I'll take up some sort of hobby and then perhaps I'll feel more fufilled.

Until Next Time.

A funny thing happened on my way to check my email...

So I have two hotmail email accounts - one of which I used when I studied abroad in Ireland in which I no longer use. Well, the other day I was checking that account just for fun and there is this girl from either England or Ireland who keeps writing me who thinks she knows me - but she obviously doesn't. I do plan to write her and tell her I'm not her friend Sarah she thinks I am but I want to wait a bit because her emails are hilarious! And she attaches photos! Look at the latest one she sent from her sisters wedding... look at the lady on the left... I literally fell off of my chair when I opened it... HIL arious!

And she talks in an accent and says fun stuff like...
piccys = pictures - used in a sentence "I'll attach some piccys for you"
shattered = busy - used in a sentence "Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you, I've just been shattered!"

So yes - there's a little humor from my day to yours!

A Look Into My Future...

I got chinese food the other day and my fortune cookie fortune read:

"You could prosper in the entertainment field in a few years."

Hollywood - Here I Come!

(for those of you who don't know me - it's been a lifelong dream of mine to make it big in Hollywood acting in commercials.)

Then you could say you knew me when!

My Calling as a Church Lady...

Let's just say I learned my lesson when I skipped church on Sunday, went to noon Mass on Monday and arrived 5 minutes early. Man I'll never do that again!

Story forthcoming...

My Very Own Birthday Concert Extravaganza

So, a few weeks ago I turned 26. I know. I'm so old... and it's now scary to think that I am closer to 30 now than I ever was before. Because of this, I decided I would throw myself a few parties to celebrate ... I donned the whole weekend around the theme of "the beginning of the end of my mid twenties." It was a grand time. Must I say as well that I'm excited for the year of 26. I've been thinking, and odd ages/birthdays seem to be grand for me. 22 rocked, 24 was even better... now - 26! Very excited to see what this year has in store for me and what it brings. Must I also mention the even ages sucked pretty bad too... may I remind everyone of 21 - when I was in Ireland with mono and couldn't drink; 23 years old was the year I graduated college and worked at a job I wasn't happy at - maybe one of the most depressing years of my life and then 25 - we won't talk about that... but anywho. About the birthday weekend!

Friday night was probably the funniest and most fun birthday party extravaganza... it was spent with friends, fun, shots of yeger and my favorite local band, Vinne Bronx who had a concert in honor of my birthday. Well, they were having a concert anyway, but I convinced them to make it my official birthday concert. Be careful what you wish for because sometimes dreams do come true!

The day started out with a poster advertising the concert to all of Omaha with MY FACE pasted on it. Shocking at first - but in the end... hilarious... and somehow almost fufilling my deep dark dream of being famous! I printed tons out and passed them out to everyone, boasting it to the be the coolest party in town. I felt as if I was suddenly transported to New York, standing on a street corner handing out flyers to the must see event of the year, but alas I digress.

The concert was at a bar that when you walked in you suddenly thought, felt and said to yourself and aloud to others... "um... one of these things is not like the other, one of these things is me..." it was quite the biker bar with many people clad in leather, metal studs and bar tenders with mullets. To me - the perfect place to kick my birthday weekend off.

So the music got underway and we were a rockin', singin' and dancin to the tunes. Then Nic, the lead singer, announces that it is my birthday, that they're playing MY birthday show and that Happy Birthday must be sung. I of course decline and say no, no I'm fine really... but they insist and before I know it - people are chanting "Stand Up!" "Stand Up!" "Stand Up!" ... well, let me tell you - when a bar full of bikers in leather and metal and cheering for YOU - you oblige!

So, I stand up and the next thing I know there is a GIANT spotlight upon me! What in the world? A spotlight at a biker bar? I hadn't seen anything like it before in my life! But what a treat!

So I stand up, they sing, I blush, and I thank everyone for their support. I couldn't have turned 26 without them and I'd like to thank them for all of their patience, support and encouragement.

So after that, I was all red, and felt famous until they started saying "again! Again! Again!" So I stand up again, the happy birthday song was sung yet again and yet again - the spotlight shone down upon me.

Perhaps this was really my 15 seconds of fame... but man... was it worth it!

Here's to 26! Cheers!

I'm Baaaaaack!

Hello to all and to all - hell0!

I'm back and fun packed with stories to tell... well, actually - not really - my life hasn't been that exciting... just busy - BUT! I have been asked by several people, and most recently - my one woman fan club - Julie Cole - shout out to you Julie Cole.com! to post to my blog. So ladies and gentleman. I'm back and ready to post. So, sit back, relax, read and enjoy. I hope you'll laugh too!

Your crazy friend who experiences both crappiness and happiness,
sarah lu

Sorry for the inconvenience...

So - once again I'm apologizing for not posting anything in awhile... I'm still working on the ken dolls and hope to have images soon. In the meantime, my boyfriend and I of 2 years broke up, so I haven't really had much time to write funny stories in between the crying and the going out and attempting to live it up part. The good news is, I'll be back soon with more stories to tell and if anything - wild stories of all the crazy dates I hope to go on. Spread the word to your friends that I'm single and ready to mingle. I have deadlines you know. Thanks, stay tuned and you know what? have a fabulous day.