Stay Tuned!

Just wanted to let everyone know that I have many stories to share so stay tuned and check back often for updates. Some upcoming stories include...

1. My life as a "rockstar"
2. Making other people feel "famous"
3. My newest fan club
4. Adventures at the Hilton Parking Garage

Until then!

Technology

So I'm taking this graduate class called "Culture, Literacy and Technology" and we have a class blog that we have to go and post comments to. Well this week we had to go and post something generic about technolgy...

I was so tempted to write "from one of my favorite movies, Napolean Dynamite - "I love technology... always and forever." But I didn't. But now I wish I would have because I think that's funny.

Always Check the Caller ID...

So I couldn't decide if I should name this entry what I did name it or I AM AN IDIOT! Check out what happened to me today...

So I'm at work and I hear my assistant take a call for me. Usual procedure is to take the call, ask who it is, ask the caller to hold, call me and ask if I would like to take the call. I figured my assistant would use this procedure, so when I picked the phone up - I assumed it was my assistant, didn't look at the number and yell into the phone "Who the hell is it now? I don't want to talk to anyone!" Totally joking around of course with who I thought was my assistant... YAH... my assistant was NOT on the other line. She just put the call through and I said those very bad words above to an alum!!!!! Thankfully it was a younger alum and not some doctor who writes letters to my boss on phone ettiquete. UGH! So anywho - lessons learned... Assistants - don't EVER just put a call through and professionals, check the caller ID before yelling into the phone or just don't joke around. :)

Deep Thoughts from the Gym

So when you spend an hour on a treadmill in the back corner of the gym - you see a lot. And a lot of it is stuff and things you don't want to see. And then, you start to think about these things you'd rather not see. For example, the variety of underwear people wear to the gym. Since I was in the back row of treadmills, all I had to look at were asses. And they weren't pretty either. Then I started to think about my ass and if it looks like the ones I had to look at. Then I started thinking about what people wear to the gym and why people feel as if they should wear tight clothing to the gym... and these people weren't buff either. Why do you want to show your goods to everyone who doesnt want to see them? This brings me back to the underwear... with tight pants - you can tell... boxers, briefs, thongs,... none. I saw it all from that back row of treadmills and it wasn't pretty. These are things that you think about when you go to the gym.

I'm a (Fairy) GodMother!

Welcome to the world baby Madison Jean Riggs! Everyone... meet my god daughter! Isn't she the most precious thing in the whole wide world? She's the daughter of proud parents Jenny (Saniuk) and her husband, Chris Riggs.

Just wanted to share her with the world! I love babies! :)

Hot Coffee Guy Re-Visited

So after a week and a half, I finally got the courage to return to my regular coffee joint. I had hoped hot coffee guy wouldn't be working, but alas - he was and he handed me my coffee. Thankfully he didn't recognize me in sunglasses and scarf... so I'm safe yet again!

A large mocha and your phone number please! :)

It's Raining Ex-Boyfriends

So I don't know what the deal is - but ex-boyfriends are all of a sudden coming back from the dead! I'm getting phonecalls from *Dick every other day for no reason at all ... *Darrell emailed to go to lunch and the list goes on! What is it? I wasn't good enough for you then... but I am now? Again - just don't get it.

Oh well! C'est la vie






*names have been changed to protect the innocent

I figured out the photos!

I just wanted to try and figure out how to post photos to this thing and look! apparently I've got it! That's me to the right for anyone who doesn't know. But you should. And if you didn't - now you know.

Okay, after these messages, I'll be right back!

Blinking Christmas Greeting

Okay - check this out for a laugh... it's the Christmas Card from my alma mater. I feel bad for the kid in the front, he obviously has a problem. I'd also like to ask who made this freaking thing - bc the blinking kid is taking away my Christmas spirit!

http://www.creighton.edu/HolidayGreeting/

Proposals, Pregnancies and Babies! Oh My!

Okay - so no offense to ALL of my friends who were recently proposed to, found out they're expecting or had a baby recently - but I swear I am the only one without any of the above happening anytime soon! Last week I opened my email and each day there was a new one with the news... I'm engaged! or I'm pregnant!... or I got to meet everyone's newest family addition.

I feel as if I'm falling farther and farther behind in the "circle of life" some days, but then other days I'm like I'm the luckiest woman alive! I can go anywhere, do anything or act any way I'd like all at the drop of a hat. Take last week for example - I pretended that I was a rockstar... partying every night, sleeping until noon and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon until the room spun around. But that got old after a few days and waking up without a hangover was like the coolest thing ever.

But really - I'm happy for my friends and if anything else - I'm just a tad bit jealous of ya... I want your life too! :)

Until next time...
Sarah Lu

"Hot Coffee Guy" - My very own Seinfeld Episode!

Everyone has them... you know... their very own real life Seinfeld episodes... I had one of my own just the other night!

So I go to the same coffee place almost every morning and order the same thing. Sure it's because I need my caffeine fix, but it's also because on some days, this really hot guy works the drive through window too and starting my morning with some eye candy never hurts. I always tell my friends that some day, just to see what happens I'm going to say "Hi there, I'll have a medium mocha with skim milk... and your phone number please" :) Granted, I'll never do it but it cracks me up just thinking about it!

So anywho - back to my Seinfeld episode... I"m at this total dive bar on Monday night to meet up with some friends who were in town visiting. I turn around and in walks "hot coffee guy" and not only is he hanging out at the same dive bar as I am but he too knows my friends! What in the world?! So of course I turn to my friend and say "hey! I think that's hot coffee guy!" She of course gets excited too and says are you serious?! I'm going to talk to him! I try and tell her to stop but before I know it she's asking him 20 questions... including where he works. Sure enough - it IS hot coffee guy! Holy crap, I almost pee my pants... I also stare at him and make eye contact a few times but alas I never did get to say a word to hot coffee guy... and now I can't get coffee anymore - I'm too embarrassed!

Oh well, cest la vie.

(Sorry - this story is much better when told in person... but still; what a small world!)

More Random Stories and Thoughts

For more random thoughts and tidbits of my life, check out www.bastardpenguins.com/board
Then go to From Crappiness to Happiness... there you will find more. Enjoy!

My Calling in Life

So last night - I had an epiphany... yes. I have found my "calling" in life... I truly believe that I would be the PERFECT person to portray one of those ladies who usually look a bit "mom-like" to star in my very own laundry detergent commercial...

The epiphany went like this:

I was folding clothes. I take a stack of towels to put them away. I go into the bathroom to put them away. I turn to face the mirror while holding the towels and it's PERFECT! I can suddenly envision myself on a tv commerical set, holding a stack of multicolored towels, looking at the camera and saying "I'm so glad I used Downy Fresh for my laundry. Now my clothes, and especially my towels smell fresh (Actress (me) takes a wiff of the fresh scented laundry), are huggably soft (Actress (me) hugs towels tightly) and the colors even stay bright." "Try Downy in your washer today!" ...

So yes. I'm packing my bags and moving to California. I'm convinced I'm the perfect typecast for that somewhat unkempt mother who cannot stop multitasking - but still wants her laundry to stay fresh and clean for weeks!

"Now back to you in the studio, John."

:)

My First Very Own Blog

Well, here it is... my first very own blog. My friends, well mostly Megan have been bugging me to post all of my crazy stories to a place where they could read them... so here I am. This is me. This is my life. These are the true life stories of seven strangers living in a house... oh wait, sorry! I watch way too much reality tv. So where was I? Oh yes - these will basically be little stories about my life in no particular order. Some are old, some are new. Read, enjoy, laugh and let me know what you think!