I like to look at dates like business meetings. Here's a little ditty from one that never quite worked out. (From an email to my friends):
So as you know - I was supposed to have a business meeting - I mean date with 5'8" Joe this evening. Well, it sucks but I had to cancel AGAIN - and for good reason!
My AC stopped working last night and I need to go meet the AC guy to get it fixed. So this is what I sent to Joe via text message today:
SARAH: Hey! Any chance for lunch next week? My AC broke and I'm going out of town. Life sucks!
And his reply...
JOE: Sorry to hear that your A/C went out, that can be annoying in the summer. I think the universe is trying to tell us that this is just not going to work out with us. I wish you the best of luck with everything. Take care.
I guess I'll have to blame it on the universe ;)
HA!
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